Title: Just a Happy Little Thought
Characters/pairings: James, Sirius, Peter, Remus, Lily and Severus; also James/Lily hinted, Severus pining for Lily
Warnings: some coarse language and sexual innuendo
Author notes: This is to be blamed on quantumreality, who inspired this silliness and even offered to do the proof-reading.
Word count: About 2000
Summary: A classroom discussion convinces the Marauders to find alternatives to animal Patroni.
As always, Charms class was a bore. James Potter and his brilliant abilities were even far ahead of the N.E.W.T. level work Flitwick was giving them, so he and his best mate Sirius Black decided to spend the class working out the next prank they were going to pull on old Severus Snape.
"Full moon's in twenty days," Sirius muttered out of the corner of his mouth. "Bet we could convince Snivvy to poke the knot on the Whomping Willow?"
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